TOP-SHELF TX DL: FAKE IT 'TIL YOU MAKE IT

Listen up, fam. You wanna cruise around Texas with that real DL? Might have to fake it until you make it. Don't sweat it, this ain't no biggie. We got the inside scoop on how to make it happen. First things first, look at the latest trends in driver's licenses. You gotta be slick about it. We ain't talkin' nothin' basic. We talkin' top-of-the-line